Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Rose
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title
Two and a Half Men
First air date
Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb. 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Status
Ended
Seasons and episodes
1
Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
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Pilot Jan. 28, 2021 -
Big Flappy Bastards Jan. 28, 2021 -
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Jan. 28, 2021 -
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Jan. 28, 2021 -
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Jan. 28, 2021 -
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Jan. 28, 2021 -
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Jan. 28, 2021 -
Phase One, Complete Jan. 28, 2021 -
Merry Thanksgiving Jan. 28, 2021 -
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Jan. 28, 2021 -
Camel Filters + Pheromones Jan. 28, 2021 -
Sara Like Puny Alan Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Can't Afford Hyenas Jan. 28, 2021 -
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Was Saliva, Alan Jan. 28, 2021 -
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Jan. 28, 2021 -
An Old Flame With a New Wick Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Jan. 28, 2021 -
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Jan. 28, 2021 -
No Sniffing, No Wowing Jan. 28, 2021 -
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Jan. 28, 2021 -
Just Like Buffalo Jan. 28, 2021 -
Can You Feel My Finger? Jan. 28, 2021
2
Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
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Back Off Mary Poppins Jan. 28, 2021 -
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Bag Full of Jawea Jan. 28, 2021 -
Go Get Mommy's Bra Jan. 28, 2021 -
Bad News from the Clinic Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Jan. 28, 2021 -
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Jan. 28, 2021 -
Yes, Monsignor Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Salmon Under My Sweater Jan. 28, 2021 -
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Lungful of Alan Jan. 28, 2021 -
Get Off My Hair Jan. 28, 2021 -
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jan. 28, 2021 -
Smell the Umbrella Stand Jan. 28, 2021 -
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Jan. 28, 2021 -
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Jan. 28, 2021 -
It Was Mame, Mom Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Jan. 28, 2021 -
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Jan. 28, 2021 -
Does This Smell Funny to You? Jan. 28, 2021
3
Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Jan. 28, 2021 -
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Jan. 28, 2021 -
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Jan. 28, 2021 -
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs Jan. 28, 2021 -
We Called It Mr. Pinky Jan. 28, 2021 -
Hi, Mr. Horned One Jan. 28, 2021 -
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Voodoo That I Do Do Jan. 28, 2021 -
Madame and Her Special friend Jan. 28, 2021 -
Something Salted and Twisted Jan. 28, 2021 -
Santa's Village of the Damned Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Special Tug Jan. 28, 2021 -
Humiliation is a Visual Medium Jan. 28, 2021 -
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Jan. 28, 2021 -
My Tongue is Meat Jan. 28, 2021 -
Ergo, The Booty Call Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Spit-Covered Cobbler Jan. 28, 2021 -
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Jan. 28, 2021 -
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Jan. 28, 2021 -
And the Plot Moistens Jan. 28, 2021 -
Just Once With Aunt Sophie Jan. 28, 2021 -
Arguments for the Quickie Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Jan. 28, 2021
4
Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
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Working for Caligula Jan. 28, 2021 -
Who's Vod Kanockers? Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Pot Smoking Monkey Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Jan. 28, 2021 -
Apologies for the Frivolity Jan. 28, 2021 -
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Jan. 28, 2021 -
Release the Dogs Jan. 28, 2021 -
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Jan. 28, 2021 -
Kissing Abraham Lincoln Jan. 28, 2021 -
Walnuts and Demerol Jan. 28, 2021 -
Castrating Sheep in Montana Jan. 28, 2021 -
Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jan. 28, 2021 -
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Jan. 28, 2021 -
My Damn Stalker Jan. 28, 2021 -
Young People Have Phlegm Too Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Merely Slept With a Commie Jan. 28, 2021 -
It Never Rains in Hooterville Jan. 28, 2021 -
Smooth as a Ken Doll Jan. 28, 2021 -
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Jan. 28, 2021 -
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Jan. 28, 2021 -
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jan. 28, 2021 -
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Jan. 28, 2021 -
Prostitutes and Gelato Jan. 28, 2021
5
Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Jan. 28, 2021 -
Media Room Slash Dungeon Jan. 28, 2021 -
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Jan. 28, 2021 -
City of Great Racks Jan. 28, 2021 -
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Jan. 28, 2021 -
Help Daddy Find His Toenail Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Jan. 28, 2021 -
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Jan. 28, 2021 -
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Kinda Like Necrophilia Jan. 28, 2021 -
Meander to Your Dander Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Soil is Moist Jan. 28, 2021 -
Winky-Dink Time Jan. 28, 2021 -
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) Jan. 28, 2021 -
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Jan. 28, 2021 -
Fish in a Drawer Jan. 28, 2021 -
If My Hole Could Talk Jan. 28, 2021 -
Waiting for the Right Snapper Jan. 28, 2021
6
Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
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Taterhead is Our Love Child Jan. 28, 2021 -
Pie Hole, Herb Jan. 28, 2021 -
Damn You, Eggs Benedict Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Flavin' and the Mavin' Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Jock Strap in Hell Jan. 28, 2021 -
It's Always Nazi Week (1) Jan. 28, 2021 -
Best H.O. Money Can Buy Jan. 28, 2021 -
Pinocchio's Mouth Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Mooch At The Boo Jan. 28, 2021 -
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Devil's Lube Jan. 28, 2021 -
Thank God for Scoliosis Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Think You Offended Don Jan. 28, 2021 -
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Jan. 28, 2021 -
I'd Like to Start With the Cat Jan. 28, 2021 -
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Jan. 28, 2021 -
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Jan. 28, 2021 -
My Son's Enormous Head Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Two Finger Rule Jan. 28, 2021 -
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Jan. 28, 2021 -
Above Exalted Cyclops Jan. 28, 2021 -
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Jan. 28, 2021 -
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Jan. 28, 2021 -
Baseball with Better Steroids Jan. 28, 2021
7
Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
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818-jklpuzo Jan. 28, 2021 -
Whipped Unto the Third Generation Jan. 28, 2021 -
Mmm, Fish. Yum. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Jan. 28, 2021 -
For the Sake of the Child Jan. 28, 2021 -
Give Me Your Thumb Jan. 28, 2021 -
Untainted by Filth Jan. 28, 2021 -
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Jan. 28, 2021 -
That's Why They Call It Ball Room Jan. 28, 2021 -
Warning, It's Dirty Jan. 28, 2021 -
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jan. 28, 2021 -
Yay, No Polyps! Jan. 28, 2021 -
Crude and Uncalled For (1) Jan. 28, 2021 -
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Jan. 28, 2021 -
Tinkle Like a Princess Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Found Your Moustache Jan. 28, 2021 -
Ixnay on the Oggie Day Jan. 28, 2021 -
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Called Him Magoo Jan. 28, 2021 -
Gumby with a Pokey Jan. 28, 2021 -
This is Not Gonna End Well Jan. 28, 2021
8
Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Pudding-Filled Cactus Jan. 28, 2021 -
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Jan. 28, 2021 -
Twanging Your Magic Clanger Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Jan. 28, 2021 -
Springtime on a Stick Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Good Time In Central Africa Jan. 28, 2021 -
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Jan. 28, 2021 -
Dead From the Waist Down Jan. 28, 2021 -
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Jan. 28, 2021 -
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jan. 28, 2021 -
Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jan. 28, 2021 -
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Jan. 28, 2021 -
That Darn Priest Jan. 28, 2021
9
Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Jan. 28, 2021 -
People Who Love Peepholes Jan. 28, 2021 -
Big Girls Don't Throw Food Jan. 28, 2021 -
Nine Magic Fingers Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Giant Cat Holding Churro Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Squat and The Hover Jan. 28, 2021 -
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Jan. 28, 2021 -
Thank You For The Intercourse Jan. 28, 2021 -
Frodo's Headshots Jan. 28, 2021 -
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Lovely Landing Strip Jan. 28, 2021 -
One False Move, Zimbabwe! Jan. 28, 2021 -
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Possum on Chemo Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Jan. 28, 2021 -
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Jan. 28, 2021 -
Not In My Mouth Jan. 28, 2021 -
The War Against Gingivitis Jan. 28, 2021 -
Palmdale, Ech Jan. 28, 2021 -
Grandma's Pie Jan. 28, 2021 -
Mr. Hose Says Yes Jan. 28, 2021 -
Why We Gave Up Women Jan. 28, 2021 -
The Straw In My Donut Hole Jan. 28, 2021 -
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Jan. 28, 2021
10
Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Big Bag of Dog Jan. 28, 2021 -
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Jan. 28, 2021 -
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Jan. 28, 2021 -
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Jan. 28, 2021 -
Ferrets, Attack! Jan. 28, 2021 -
Avoid the Chinese Mustard Jan. 28, 2021 -
Something My Gynecologist Said Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Scream When I Pee Jan. 28, 2021 -
One Nut Johnson Jan. 28, 2021 -
Give Santa a Tail-Hole Jan. 28, 2021 -
Welcome to Alancrest Jan. 28, 2021 -
Grab A Feather And Get In Line Jan. 28, 2021 -
Run Steven Staven! Run! Jan. 28, 2021 -
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Jan. 28, 2021 -
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Jan. 28, 2021 -
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Jan. 28, 2021 -
The 9:04 From Pemberton Jan. 28, 2021 -
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon Jan. 28, 2021 -
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Jan. 28, 2021 -
Another Night With Neil Diamond Jan. 28, 2021 -
My Bodacious Vidalia Jan. 28, 2021 -
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Jan. 28, 2021
11
Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
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Nangnangnangnang Jan. 28, 2021 -
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Jan. 28, 2021 -
This Unblessed Biscuit Jan. 28, 2021 -
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Jan. 28, 2021 -
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Jan. 28, 2021 -
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Jan. 28, 2021 -
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Jan. 28, 2021 -
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Jan. 28, 2021 -
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! Jan. 28, 2021 -
Tazed In The Lady Nuts Jan. 28, 2021 -
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Bite Me, Supreme Court Jan. 28, 2021 -
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe Jan. 28, 2021 -
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Jan. 28, 2021 -
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Jan. 28, 2021 -
Welcome Home, Jake Jan. 28, 2021 -
West Side Story Jan. 28, 2021 -
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick Jan. 28, 2021 -
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Jan. 28, 2021 -
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Jan. 28, 2021 -
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Jan. 28, 2021
12
Season 12 Oct. 30, 2014
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Chic Bar in Ibiza Jan. 28, 2021 -
Glamping in a Yurt Jan. 28, 2021 -
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Jan. 28, 2021 -
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Jan. 28, 2021 -
Alan Shot a Little Girl Jan. 28, 2021 -
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Jan. 28, 2021 -
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Jan. 28, 2021 -
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jan. 28, 2021 -
Here I Come, Pants! Jan. 28, 2021 -
For Whom the Booty Calls Jan. 28, 2021 -
A Beer Battered Rip-Off Jan. 28, 2021 -
Boompa Loved His Hookers Jan. 28, 2021 -
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Jan. 28, 2021 -
Of Course He's Dead (1) Jan. 28, 2021 -
Of Course He's Dead (2) Jan. 28, 2021
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