Creator
Creator
Cast
Charlie Harper
Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Judith Harper
Evelyn Harper
Berta
Rose
Walden Schmidt
Jenny
Video trailer
Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Original title
Two and a Half Men
First air date
Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date
Feb. 19, 2015
Seasons
12
Episodes
262
Status
Ended
Seasons and episodes
1
Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
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Pilot Jul. 06, 2022 -
Big Flappy Bastards Jul. 06, 2022 -
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Jul. 06, 2022 -
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Jul. 06, 2022 -
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Jul. 06, 2022 -
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Jul. 06, 2022 -
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Jul. 06, 2022 -
Phase One, Complete Jul. 06, 2022 -
Merry Thanksgiving Jul. 06, 2022 -
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Jul. 06, 2022 -
Camel Filters + Pheromones Jul. 06, 2022 -
Sara Like Puny Alan Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Can't Afford Hyenas Jul. 06, 2022 -
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Was Saliva, Alan Jul. 06, 2022 -
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Jul. 06, 2022 -
An Old Flame With a New Wick Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Jul. 06, 2022 -
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Jul. 06, 2022 -
No Sniffing, No Wowing Jul. 06, 2022 -
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Jul. 06, 2022 -
Just Like Buffalo Jul. 06, 2022 -
Can You Feel My Finger? Jul. 06, 2022
2
Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
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Back Off Mary Poppins Jul. 06, 2022 -
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Bag Full of Jawea Jul. 06, 2022 -
Go Get Mommy's Bra Jul. 06, 2022 -
Bad News from the Clinic Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Jul. 06, 2022 -
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Jul. 06, 2022 -
Yes, Monsignor Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Salmon Under My Sweater Jul. 06, 2022 -
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Lungful of Alan Jul. 06, 2022 -
Get Off My Hair Jul. 06, 2022 -
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jul. 06, 2022 -
Smell the Umbrella Stand Jul. 06, 2022 -
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Jul. 06, 2022 -
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Jul. 06, 2022 -
It Was Mame, Mom Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Jul. 06, 2022 -
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Jul. 06, 2022 -
Does This Smell Funny to You? Jul. 06, 2022
3
Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Jul. 06, 2022 -
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Jul. 06, 2022 -
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Jul. 06, 2022 -
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs Jul. 06, 2022 -
We Called It Mr. Pinky Jul. 06, 2022 -
Hi, Mr. Horned One Jul. 06, 2022 -
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Voodoo That I Do Do Jul. 06, 2022 -
Madame and Her Special friend Jul. 06, 2022 -
Something Salted and Twisted Jul. 06, 2022 -
Santa's Village of the Damned Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Special Tug Jul. 06, 2022 -
Humiliation is a Visual Medium Jul. 06, 2022 -
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Jul. 06, 2022 -
My Tongue is Meat Jul. 06, 2022 -
Ergo, The Booty Call Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Spit-Covered Cobbler Jul. 06, 2022 -
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Jul. 06, 2022 -
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Jul. 06, 2022 -
And the Plot Moistens Jul. 06, 2022 -
Just Once With Aunt Sophie Jul. 06, 2022 -
Arguments for the Quickie Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Jul. 06, 2022
4
Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
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Working for Caligula Jul. 06, 2022 -
Who's Vod Kanockers? Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Pot Smoking Monkey Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Jul. 06, 2022 -
Apologies for the Frivolity Jul. 06, 2022 -
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Jul. 06, 2022 -
Release the Dogs Jul. 06, 2022 -
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Jul. 06, 2022 -
Kissing Abraham Lincoln Jul. 06, 2022 -
Walnuts and Demerol Jul. 06, 2022 -
Castrating Sheep in Montana Jul. 06, 2022 -
Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jul. 06, 2022 -
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Jul. 06, 2022 -
My Damn Stalker Jul. 06, 2022 -
Young People Have Phlegm Too Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Merely Slept With a Commie Jul. 06, 2022 -
It Never Rains in Hooterville Jul. 06, 2022 -
Smooth as a Ken Doll Jul. 06, 2022 -
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Jul. 06, 2022 -
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Jul. 06, 2022 -
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jul. 06, 2022 -
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Jul. 06, 2022 -
Prostitutes and Gelato Jul. 06, 2022
5
Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Jul. 06, 2022 -
Media Room Slash Dungeon Jul. 06, 2022 -
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Jul. 06, 2022 -
City of Great Racks Jul. 06, 2022 -
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Jul. 06, 2022 -
Help Daddy Find His Toenail Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Jul. 06, 2022 -
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Jul. 06, 2022 -
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Kinda Like Necrophilia Jul. 06, 2022 -
Meander to Your Dander Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Soil is Moist Jul. 06, 2022 -
Winky-Dink Time Jul. 06, 2022 -
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) Jul. 06, 2022 -
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Jul. 06, 2022 -
Fish in a Drawer Jul. 06, 2022 -
If My Hole Could Talk Jul. 06, 2022 -
Waiting for the Right Snapper Jul. 06, 2022
6
Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
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Taterhead is Our Love Child Jul. 06, 2022 -
Pie Hole, Herb Jul. 06, 2022 -
Damn You, Eggs Benedict Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Flavin' and the Mavin' Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Jock Strap in Hell Jul. 06, 2022 -
It's Always Nazi Week (1) Jul. 06, 2022 -
Best H.O. Money Can Buy Jul. 06, 2022 -
Pinocchio's Mouth Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Mooch At The Boo Jul. 06, 2022 -
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Devil's Lube Jul. 06, 2022 -
Thank God for Scoliosis Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Think You Offended Don Jul. 06, 2022 -
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Jul. 06, 2022 -
I'd Like to Start With the Cat Jul. 06, 2022 -
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Jul. 06, 2022 -
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Jul. 06, 2022 -
My Son's Enormous Head Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Two Finger Rule Jul. 06, 2022 -
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Jul. 06, 2022 -
Above Exalted Cyclops Jul. 06, 2022 -
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Jul. 06, 2022 -
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Jul. 06, 2022 -
Baseball with Better Steroids Jul. 06, 2022
7
Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
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818-jklpuzo Jul. 06, 2022 -
Whipped Unto the Third Generation Jul. 06, 2022 -
Mmm, Fish. Yum. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Jul. 06, 2022 -
For the Sake of the Child Jul. 06, 2022 -
Give Me Your Thumb Jul. 06, 2022 -
Untainted by Filth Jul. 06, 2022 -
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Jul. 06, 2022 -
That's Why They Call It Ball Room Jul. 06, 2022 -
Warning, It's Dirty Jul. 06, 2022 -
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jul. 06, 2022 -
Yay, No Polyps! Jul. 06, 2022 -
Crude and Uncalled For (1) Jul. 06, 2022 -
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Jul. 06, 2022 -
Tinkle Like a Princess Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Found Your Moustache Jul. 06, 2022 -
Ixnay on the Oggie Day Jul. 06, 2022 -
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Called Him Magoo Jul. 06, 2022 -
Gumby with a Pokey Jul. 06, 2022 -
This is Not Gonna End Well Jul. 06, 2022
8
Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Pudding-Filled Cactus Jul. 06, 2022 -
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Jul. 06, 2022 -
Twanging Your Magic Clanger Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Jul. 06, 2022 -
Springtime on a Stick Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Good Time In Central Africa Jul. 06, 2022 -
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Jul. 06, 2022 -
Dead From the Waist Down Jul. 06, 2022 -
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Jul. 06, 2022 -
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jul. 06, 2022 -
Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jul. 06, 2022 -
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Jul. 06, 2022 -
That Darn Priest Jul. 06, 2022
9
Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Jul. 06, 2022 -
People Who Love Peepholes Jul. 06, 2022 -
Big Girls Don't Throw Food Jul. 06, 2022 -
Nine Magic Fingers Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Giant Cat Holding Churro Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Squat and The Hover Jul. 06, 2022 -
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Jul. 06, 2022 -
Thank You For The Intercourse Jul. 06, 2022 -
Frodo's Headshots Jul. 06, 2022 -
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Lovely Landing Strip Jul. 06, 2022 -
One False Move, Zimbabwe! Jul. 06, 2022 -
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Possum on Chemo Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Jul. 06, 2022 -
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Jul. 06, 2022 -
Not In My Mouth Jul. 06, 2022 -
The War Against Gingivitis Jul. 06, 2022 -
Palmdale, Ech Jul. 06, 2022 -
Grandma's Pie Jul. 06, 2022 -
Mr. Hose Says Yes Jul. 06, 2022 -
Why We Gave Up Women Jul. 06, 2022 -
The Straw In My Donut Hole Jul. 06, 2022 -
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Jul. 06, 2022
10
Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Big Bag of Dog Jul. 06, 2022 -
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Jul. 06, 2022 -
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Jul. 06, 2022 -
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Jul. 06, 2022 -
Ferrets, Attack! Jul. 06, 2022 -
Avoid the Chinese Mustard Jul. 06, 2022 -
Something My Gynecologist Said Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Scream When I Pee Jul. 06, 2022 -
One Nut Johnson Jul. 06, 2022 -
Give Santa a Tail-Hole Jul. 06, 2022 -
Welcome to Alancrest Jul. 06, 2022 -
Grab A Feather And Get In Line Jul. 06, 2022 -
Run Steven Staven! Run! Jul. 06, 2022 -
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Jul. 06, 2022 -
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Jul. 06, 2022 -
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Jul. 06, 2022 -
The 9:04 From Pemberton Jul. 06, 2022 -
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon Jul. 06, 2022 -
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Jul. 06, 2022 -
Another Night With Neil Diamond Jul. 06, 2022 -
My Bodacious Vidalia Jul. 06, 2022 -
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Jul. 06, 2022
11
Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
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Nangnangnangnang Jul. 06, 2022 -
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Jul. 06, 2022 -
This Unblessed Biscuit Jul. 06, 2022 -
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Jul. 06, 2022 -
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Jul. 06, 2022 -
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Jul. 06, 2022 -
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Jul. 06, 2022 -
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Jul. 06, 2022 -
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! Jul. 06, 2022 -
Tazed In The Lady Nuts Jul. 06, 2022 -
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Bite Me, Supreme Court Jul. 06, 2022 -
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe Jul. 06, 2022 -
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Jul. 06, 2022 -
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Jul. 06, 2022 -
Welcome Home, Jake Jul. 06, 2022 -
West Side Story Jul. 06, 2022 -
Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick Jul. 06, 2022 -
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Jul. 06, 2022 -
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot Jul. 06, 2022 -
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Jul. 06, 2022
12
Season 12 Oct. 30, 2014
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Chic Bar in Ibiza Jul. 06, 2022 -
Glamping in a Yurt Jul. 06, 2022 -
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Jul. 06, 2022 -
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Jul. 06, 2022 -
Alan Shot a Little Girl Jul. 06, 2022 -
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Jul. 06, 2022 -
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Jul. 06, 2022 -
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jul. 06, 2022 -
Here I Come, Pants! Jul. 06, 2022 -
For Whom the Booty Calls Jul. 06, 2022 -
A Beer Battered Rip-Off Jul. 06, 2022 -
Boompa Loved His Hookers Jul. 06, 2022 -
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Jul. 06, 2022 -
Of Course He's Dead (1) Jul. 06, 2022 -
Of Course He's Dead (2) Jul. 06, 2022
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